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诺贝尔晚年得了心脏病,医生给他开出个药方,硝酸甘油。诺贝尔表示,我堂堂炸药之父,研究了半辈子硝化甘油,怎么不知道这玩意儿能治病,于是拒绝服用。1896年,诺贝尔因心脏病去世。102年后的1998年三位科学家实验证明,硝酸甘油对心脏病治疗有奇效,荣膺当年的诺贝尔医学奖。

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